No-one was reading my myspace blogs or linked Facebook notes so I thought I'd see if this worked instead.
No, that sounds too negative.
I am looking forward to becoming the world's most-read and most influential blogger.
Better, but too hubristic.
I look forward to entering the online world, connecting with other internet creatives, learning from them, putting on weight, never going out any more, becoming a fucking web spastic and never having sexual intercourse again.
Yes, that is exactly what I wish to say.
I like this font.